Monday, December 25, 2006
Merry Christmas!!
Well I figured now was as good of anytime to update on everything thats been going on, Nothing much has changed in the past month just the normal stuff of getting ready for Christmas you know.... I want this and Why is hers bigger or he has more than me!! Just the routine stuff. Christopher is toddleing around which is pretty cool, he started actually bout 3 weeks ago but mastering it very quickly! The past 2 days have been pretty busy with doing Christmas and all with the family, I was sitting here thinkin of all of the stuff that has happend and how wonderful our Christmas was but it made me realize that well I have found out how Jeff Foxworthy comes up with all of his stuff, Im serious! Dont laugh yet it gets better...
Well last night me and the kids went to Chris's family for the gathering his lucky ass had to work S.O.B., We all congregated in his sisters nice single wide, with all the nice lawn chairs. Here we was, of course his brother brought his nice white trash ex wife because he didnt want her to spend Christmas alone in that new fancy Motel she now resides in, its better than the last though, She said just last night that the Police has only been there twice this week. And of course she doesnt know if the sounds from the next room are from her neighbors killing roaches or getting their food back from the cute pet mouse their kid has. Well Chris's Dad decided that since his ex wifes husband joined us for dinner he was gonna need another case of beer so Chris brother Ant took him down to the 5 and dime to get him some more because in Carolina you can buy Alchohol on Sunday. Well Ant decided while he was there he was gonna buy him a lottery ticket with the nice Christmas bonus he got from the Waffle house, it must have been pretty nice hell he just got that new 20yr service pin from them and all. Well they finally get back and we help Chris's Dad in the house (mustve been the wet porch steps and all) and the kids open up there stuff, they got extras this yr because Family Dollar had that nice buy one get one free sale the other day. Yea they was pretty excited. Well Ant comes in all excited and all he had scratched his lottery ticket and won! So he says he's won 20 thousand dollars, well I grabbed it because between me and you didnt want to offendm and all but well Counting is not their specialty, but Chris's sister got it first because she's a really good counter she's been a waitress at the Waffle House for almost 10 yrs and they count back the change and all ya know.. So Ill be damn he had won 20k, I wish you could have seen the tears in his Ex wifes eyes yall it was just a wonderful occasion, but for some reason I all I good do was giggle a little bit when I seen the tears cuz I was thinkn Damn, wonder if she's thinkin bout the next 2 star motel they gonna get to live in? Well he decided right then he was gonna put it up until he could get to Columbia, and his Mom gave him the speech bout how he should use some of it to get some Car Insurance and all, and we all agreed it was the right thing to do. Of course he had to call everyone because you know information like that you dont just keep to yourself!
Well everyone finally left, because it was time to clean up. We got home and I taught the boys how to drive a remote control car in reverse since thats the only direction that works. Then we had Christmas this morning for just us and they was pretty happy, no dollar toys and all. Of Chris was up all night so he went to bed when we was finished and I headed to my Moms with the kids. Which was pretty fun, my Mom got up at4am to make "lunch"/ breakfast for everyone, I tell ya notn like ham and mac cheese and dressing at 10am. It had cooled off pretty good though.
Well Im sure theres more im leaving out but Ive gotta go clean up my house and put up everything.
"YALL HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS NOW YA HEAR!!"
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1 Comments:
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Heather Noel had this to say:
Thats what I'm talking 'bout, a redneck Christmas!! Hope ya'll had a good one.
- 12/26/2006 9:01 AM
